What is Zenyeti?
Zenyeti is your members-only portal for smart deals and mystical charm. We connect you to trusted brands, powered by clever AI — no influencers, no noise, just genuine value and a dash of wit.
Why We're Different
No spam. No chasing ads. No fake hype. We handpick real offers from ethical, high-quality brands so you can save smartly — without the digital clutter.
Curated, Not Clickbait
No ads. No noise. Just real deals. They say no one ever looks past page one of Google. We say that’s where the treasure starts.
Meet Snarr
Snarr is your mystical, mildly sarcastic personal shopper. He finds the best deals on travel, tech, and lifestyle — fast. If your search is silly, expect a roast from Riskiir the Viking dodo.
How It Works
Type anything — “eco kettles,” “Spain holidays,” or “noise-cancelling headphones.” Snarr searches thousands of merchants and brings you the best deals — no tracking, no tricks, just results.
Who It’s For
For clever humans aged 18 to 98. If you like honest deals, a bit of humour, and zero spam, you’ll fit right in. Zenyeti cares about attitude, not age.
Membership Levels
Free: 3 results per search. Premium: 10 results + extra perks. Blue Light: Special rewards for Blue Light Card members. Join your level and start saving.
Your Privacy Matters
Built for people, not algorithms. No tracking. No Google indexing. What you ask Snarr stays between you and the yeti — search freely, stay mystical.
Built for Yetizens
Ask Snarr — Members Only
“Snarr reveals the hidden gems… but only to Yetizens.”
Become a Yetizen to unlock Snarr’s secrets. Log in or join now.
💭 What Riskiir Thinks (Not That You Asked)
Because the dodo always has opinions — and rarely keeps them to himself.
