Ask Snarr - your mystical personal shopper

Ask Snarr

Ask Snarr — Members Only

“Snarr reveals the hidden gems… but only to Yetizens.”

Become a Yetizen to unlock Snarr’s secrets. Log in or join now.

P.S. Snarr doesn’t care about influencer trends, TikTok tat, or overpriced fluff. He’s here to fetch real deals, not hype. Type what you want — a gadget, getaway, or goat yoga mat — and he’ll hunt it down. If it’s nonsense, expect a roast. Either way, you’ll be entertained.

Ever wish you had a personal shopper who actually listened, didn’t try to sell you junk, and had access to secret deals nobody else sees?

Meet Snarr — your mythical, mildly sarcastic, brutally honest search yeti. He’s not here to influence. He’s here to hunt down the best affiliate offers from trusted retailers across travel, food, lifestyle, tech, and more — tailored to what you actually want.

Just type in what you’re after:

“Best travel mugs for motorhomes”
“UK short breaks with hot tubs”
“Deals on fish oil for brain fog”

Snarr sorts through verified affiliate partners like Sovrn, Skimlinks, and more to return the best-matching offers. He doesn’t care about trends, fads, or TikTok algorithms. He cares about relevance and value.

🧾 What You Get:

  • Free Yetizens see 3 results per search

  • Premium Yetizens unlock up to 10 results, plus better formatting, faster load times, and secret perks

Got a weird question?
Try it. Riskiir our resident viking dodo might roast you, but he’ll still try to help.

 

Privacy, Please

At Zenyeti, we don’t sell your data, track your activity across the web, or secretly build a profile behind your back.
We believe in radical digital decency — Snarr doesn’t need to know your birthday or star sign to fetch great results.

You’ll only hear from us every two weeks via newsletter — no spam, no dark patterns, no nonsense.

Snarr isn’t just search. He’s a movement against marketing fluff and privacy invasions.
Just good deals. From a mythical yeti and a viking dodo who’s a bit judgy.

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